Lil Pump

If two unicorn cousins fucked each other and gave birth to a baby with a bunch of birth defects. He became famous by saying Gucci Gang for 2 minutes but now is losing popularity. Usually listened to by a bunch of confused middle schoolers.

Kid 1: ooooh shiit did you hear Lil Pump's new fucking song?

Kid 2: ah shit, it was fucking dope. ESKEEEEIIITT

by `1234567890oiuy54321` August 19, 2020

throat pump

Getting to the point of climax and then violently inserting your penis into a woman's throat pumping it with ejaculate.

Mayn, I wish I could come over but I already got plans to throat pump Shaunty.

by Gotcum? May 8, 2020

Pump

Basically a boner for your whole body after lifting heavily in the gym. The climax of your workout

Yo dude, check out my sick pump! I need some lighting to take a cream worthy pic for Instagram.

by Spearsipoo July 14, 2022

Cyber pumping

The anticipation built up between two individuals who are engaging in consistent sexual Direct Messaging (DM) before they meet in person.

John and Tiffany were cyber pumping so much before their first date, they couldn’t even make it through dinner without touching each other.

by DFilly and SHenson January 22, 2018

Monkey pumping

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.

Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house

by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025

Pump and Dump

"Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam

Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

Pump and Dump

When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.

Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023