Louisiana crack pipe

when a male has an erect penis and bends it down while the female is on her back with her vagina facing up. the male then does squats into the female.
i need to hit that Louisiana crack pipe!
by mr chichi May 05, 2010
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wang pipe

1. A penis, dong, or other slang for the human male reproductive organ. 2. A blow job- to fellate a man's penis like blowing on a flute or other pipe instrument.
Sarah blew my wang pipe last night till I hit a high note all over her chin.
by The_JDH November 25, 2009
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Uilleann Piping

Masturbating someone's cock with you're elbow
Nora was feeling frisky last night and didn't want to do bagpiping again so she asked Nigel did he wanna try uilleann Piping instead as she proceeded to jerk him off with his cock under her elbow
by Stanto 77 February 28, 2024
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Full Pipes

An innate desire to make sweet harmonious love to her lady parts in a style indicative of master slayer Wesley Pipes.

'Make it nasty' - Wes P.
"Mate, she's giving me the 'I'm gonna milk your balls dry look. So, watch me strap that pussy, and let me wreck it like a crash dummy - full Pipes style".
by Wes P. November 09, 2021
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Straight Pipe

Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.
“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”

Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”
by 3Serie March 21, 2023
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pipe duster

One who grooms another mans genitals.
Honey, your bush is a jungle, please hire a pipe duster.
by McBorger July 04, 2021
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West Virginia straight pipe

When you fart in the pussy and fuck it and then she queefs it back out.
Me and Nancy did the West Virginia straight pipe last night and that shit hit the spot
by Magnum7240 January 16, 2024
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