finger check

A computer "bug" that is the result of the operator pressing the wrong keys. Derived from "finger" (obviously) and "check" (meaning a computer-detected error).

Similar to "operator malfunction".

Yeah, the operator made a finger check and lost this week's payroll.

by Hot Licks February 28, 2011

Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

by Andje December 7, 2021

check

hamper or neutralize (an opponent) with one's body or stick

The defender used his body to check the forward's momentum.

by Arminkshipper August 11, 2024

Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch?

That's what I thought.

Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.

Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

peak check

A peak check is when a player checks another players profile to see what their highest ever rank was

This can then be used as a trump card in any argument given that your peak is higher than the other players

Person one losing and argument:"You think you are better than me? Peak check"

Person two having no way to recover as getting humiliated by a peak check is a fate worse than death that means a lot to everyone in the conversation: ...

by Overwatch University August 17, 2023

Check On My Meatloaf

To masturbate.

I'll be right back guys, just gotta go check on my meatloaf.

by popies chicekn September 11, 2023