Being a Mikey

Someone is a Mikey when they are a Mikey.

Person 1 Hey look at him, that is a Mikey.
Person 2 Jup, that is indeed a Mikey.
Person 3 So he is being a Mikey... I see

by MisterYesmen October 25, 2020

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

Texas Business Mile

When you wanna do something wack but dont know what kinda wack stuff you wanna do.

Guy: i wanna run the Texas Business Mile.

Girl: sick

by Peagan Kalkia April 1, 2021

Richard Michael Dean (Mikey)

Complete dumbass

Richard Michael Dean (Mikey) thought “that green sign” meant a sign that said “Green sign”

by Hahaahahaloser May 14, 2021

Crow's mile

The walk of the condemned to the place of his execution.

"That blood is being executed, he'll walk the crow's mile from his cell to the gallows at dawn."

by Zed Numar July 26, 2021

A Nicole Milby

someone who will fuck up your whole life after making you believe in love, for once. She always tends to do what others tell her to do but never will listen to her heart. She is stubborn, irrational, and unpredictable. Though we want to hate her we cannot help but to love her because although she will break you she is the reason you have made it this far

ah yeah shes being completely a nicole milby about the situation i wish she would follow her heart

by double J pw December 1, 2021

The frozen mile

Occurs on 17th of June . First one ever was 17/5/2022. Extremely red mullet pilled event that is an ice cream crawl. The destinations are creamos, then bellend stores, then coop, then spar. Occurs in ashburton. Advised to take an iron pill before competing

Ben: oh look, it’s the 17th of June, better take some ice cream pills and be a bitch and forfeit just before finishing

Vincent: I am red mullet pilled and prepared for The frozen mile

Tabad: oh no I have no money boo hoo

by Sussybakabaka6969420 June 23, 2022