Marinara Mike

A marinara Mike is similar to a wet Willy. The only difference is that the finger is dipped into marinara sauce instead of one’s mouth.

I just gave bill a massive marinara Mike

by ImALasagnaHog November 7, 2020

Mikes Bermuda triangle

3 buddys jerking eachother with their right hand, and fingering eachothers ass with their left hand.

The operator found himself in a mikes bermuda triangle.

by Metal bender 69 November 7, 2023

Mike

The mightiest simp out there. He is the guy that would simp for anything, and by that I mean ANYTHING. Watch out people, he is known for his multisimping talents and usually triggers the WeirdChamp train.

You're dead to me, Mike.

by KappaG March 30, 2020

Mike Darden

Commonly referred to as “Mike mike” he’s extremely homosexual & weird, sassy and bitchy. He’s a part of kappa sugma. Because he sucks. Usually goes around the streets of Harlem sucking off homeless guys and jerking dogs penisis off..

Oh no here comes that weird kid we don’t like mike Darden

by Kappa Sugma November 26, 2018

Hang Mike Pence

Something the very peaceful MAGA people like to say since January 6th, 2021.

"Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence!"

by ShigShug August 12, 2023

Mike Ferguson

An angry chef who despises phones and people who cook differently

Quit being a Mike Ferguson and get the right ingredients

by Nigel JD February 7, 2022

Juicy mike

Broken back

I have a juicy mike

by Scootscootpipip May 18, 2018