Dirty Mathis

The act of one pouring noodles on a girls vigana and fucking her and putting your finger in her anise then licking them

Wow that dirty Mathis felt so good

by luck manager October 17, 2018

Landon Mathies

A boy who seems very cute and amazing at first, and acts like he's into you.But once you get to know him he turns out to be a fucking bitch and a player.

Girl: Landon just said "bbg" I think he likes me
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!

by parkviewjr1026 April 11, 2019

machill

A variation of mabad. The "bro" version of I'm sorry.

oh shit dude, machill.. I'll get you next time brah.

by daummm December 20, 2008

machine gun

It means when you pull out and cum repeatedly on a girls face while imitating a machine guns noise.

He did the "Machine Gun" on me last night it startled me a first but realized it was just a facial.

by the first of landonia February 8, 2018

diet machine

toilet in which people throw up in in order to lose weight...their substitute for a diet.

Cindy wasn't really fat, but thought she was so she ate her meal and then threw up in the diet machine shortly after. After that she felt better about herself and decided to keep using the diet machine because it would make her skinny and eventually give her lot more problems.

by bill July 19, 2004

hoe machine

A machine that creates hoes for personal or bachlor party use.

I need a hoe machine because im borad

by Pirate Nate January 4, 2007

tinkle machine

simply put... a toilet... or urinal. because you tinkle in it, and it's a machine... get it people...

Alright I got 6 beers down... it's about time I hit the tinkle machine

by Necro260 May 12, 2007