billy mays

1) A constantly coked up spokesperson for the worlds shittiest products.
2) A name for mentally retarded babies born with both a penis and a vagina.

1) I can use oxyclean, orange glow, and kaboom to clean up the mess I made after I murdered billy mays with a shamwow.
2) Dude, if Rosie O'donnell ever got pregnant, the baby would definitely be a billy mays.

by Richard Pancreas December 23, 2008

mai waifu

what lonely basement dwellers use to release their emotions on instead of finding what some of us outsiders call "real women"

Basement Dweller: Have you met mai waifu Haruki yet?
Me: Ew gross you weeb get a real woman!

by GrinReaperX May 20, 2015

um mays

this is defined as mum which is a type slang, called piglatin

will your um mayscook us dinner?

by tracy siana January 9, 2011

May 15

May 15 is National Kiss Your Sister Day! Make sure to pipe up that sisterly love with a peck on the lips!

you: oh its May 15! Thats the day Catra and Adora from She-Ra kissed each other!
friend: yeah!!! thats because its National Kiss Your Sister Day!

by gyeeeeeahhhboy May 15, 2020

27 may

My partners bday

its 27 may i love them

by imgayuwu December 11, 2021

May 16th

National kids your boyfriend day
This is a day where you go get ready look nice freshen up your breath and kiss you boyfriend.

Bf: hey it’s May 16th you know what that means..

national kids your boyfriend day
Gf: ok *kisses* there

by Poophole454 May 9, 2021

May 1st

May 1st is national send booty pics day!

Person 1: "It's May 1st! Happy national send booty pics day!"
Person 2: "happy national send booty pics day!" *Sends a booty pic to person 1*
Person 1: "awww thanks"

by Bootypics April 18, 2020