Merrill Lane

is the name of the most beautiful girl i have ever met she is perfect inside and out if i could change anything about her i wouldn't she is the sweetest girl i have even met and my dentist has even advised me to stay away from her so i wont get cavities she can be weird at times but that is why she is awesome

She's almost as perfect as Merrill Lane

by Merrill Lane April 15, 2011

Half Laner

A bad driver that tends to drive in two lanes.

I was driving along and this idiot kept creeping into my lane. They constantly backed me out, I couldn't speed up to get around them! Stupid Half Laner!!!!!!!

by Bitchpump February 5, 2013

loser loaded

when you get so intoxicated that you act, resemble and are labelled based on your drunken performance as a loser

"Let's go out and just get loser loaded tonight"

"He was so loser loaded at Madison's party that she may never talk to him again."

by Doff-doff October 20, 2013

oliver lane

The feeling you get having had an anal douche session, followed by an anal bleaching then lastly a fisting from a wart-handed, homeless, incest librarian assistant. It resembles the feeling of brutal felching with one's own extremely attractive step sister.

Blimey, it feels as if I've just had an Oliver lane.

by Saganh January 12, 2014

Trophy loader

A trophy loader is a loader who conveys more value to the gun employing them than simply putting cartridges in the shotgun. A trophy loader might be a successful competition shooter, a well-known or prestigious coach, or might be considered aesthetically pleasing.

I have employed top shot and esteemed coach Ed Solomons as my trophy loader for the shoot day next week.

by Elbie March 3, 2014

luey loafers

chief keefs word for shoes

in the song i love no thotties " now i got blood on my luey loafers"

by turnup cheif keef November 25, 2013

colorado lane change

An extremely rapid lane change without looking, usually on a cell phone. This can be achieved in both city and highway traffic at any speed other than the posted speed limit.

While driving home from work, a truck colorado lane changed and came two inches from my passenger door almost running me off the road. (This shit happens on a daily basis. And no its not the damn californians)

by biggrizz August 2, 2014