everything needed, desired, or expected
by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025

This is so boring that you will slump over your computer and by some magical coincidence type this then roll over and hit enter. When you wake up you're like what the hell happened??? Otherwise you like sitting and working for some reason or you are being forced to do it.
1234567890: Hey you're sitting and working aren't you???
0987654321: Yep i am.
*1234567890 goes away*
0987654321: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
5 minutes later
0987654321: ^yawn^
whats this some definition of sitting and working. how did this appear
0987654321 goes home feeling weird
0987654321: Yep i am.
*1234567890 goes away*
0987654321: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
5 minutes later
0987654321: ^yawn^
whats this some definition of sitting and working. how did this appear
0987654321 goes home feeling weird
by hissingcobra May 1, 2022

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 16, 2025

The type of weed that I have right now. It's the kinda bud that you think is pretty chronic upon first glance, but upon further examination realize that you are somewhat mistaken. Don't get me wrong, 1.7 for $20 is good for where I live so I'm not complaining. But seriously, this ganj, ironically, is worthy of a definition on UD simply due to it's mediocrity. Features: Diminished green coloration, perhaps with a mix of ash and possibly a tinge of brown. Leafy but dense at the same time. Thick orange hairs (you may think I'm crazy for saying so, but you'll know it when you see it, resembles carrot shavings). There seems to be an abundance of crystals, but not shining very brightly. This is concerning. Smell: Chronic hay. If that makes sense. I smoked it and I got high for sure but it's definitely nothing special like it was made out to be. On average I get way better stuff and when any of this bud rolls around it's not exactly a disappointment, but at the same time you wish it was better, and that you could afford it! Lotsa stems too. But hey life goes on! Chronic definition soon to come!!!
by connoisseur December 15, 2009

by L0ser07 September 19, 2021

If you valued you children's lives AT ALL you would stop listening to Jordan Peterson. I'm retiring.
Hym "I have already carried the cart further that you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids ever will. I lifted the cart up with one hand and threw it up the mountain and now you are all walking to catch up. No work requirements because this isn't a government hand-out it's due compensation for my property. You don't get to tell me what I do with my free time and I will work if I feel like working and I won't if I don't. Maybe I'll get a job as a pornstar and give hope to all the baby dicks one filthy tattooed onlyfans girl at a time."
by Hym Iam June 3, 2025

It is said by famous tiktoker @loamfy on every meme of a game called criminal case, if you’re gonna use it credit tiktoker @loamfy
by Loamfy February 11, 2023
