Beat A Human Day

October 28th is National Beat A Human Day, you can beat any human and they CAN NOT fight back.

Furry 1: "Hey, you know what day it is?"
Person 1: "What day is it?"
Furry 1: "National Beat A Human Day!"
Person 1 runs away.

Beat A Human Day by OceanRequiem October 31, 2021

The Human Robot 

A myspace whore, or person who has a lot of friends on myspace and parties with all of them. Enjoys crazy activities, and is mischievous. Typically referred to females, and not males. "the human robot" originated in 2008 as a name based on a girl on myspace who was a party person who loved having fun. her name was constantly changed between different periods of time for example "the human vibrator" and "the human tampon" but the name that stuck was "The Human Robot".

"that girl who just added me is such a party girl that her name should be the human robot."

The Human Robot by Yadirayuckytm March 7, 2010

The Human Keg-ipede 

When you Edward 40-hands yourself to a keg so you resemble "The Human Centipede" and perform a sort of keg stand without being in the air.

(Noun: The Human Keg-ipede has a success rate of approximately 67.8% when done under ideal circumstances.) (Verb: "Dude, last night before I got attacked by Mount Baldy we totally Human Keg-iped'ed it!")

The Human Keg-ipede by Spoonmanster October 24, 2011

The Human Flail 

When one fist is shoved wrist deep in the Vagina, and the other is likewise inserted into the anus. One then proceeds to lift the recipient into the air with both fists, the recipient thus becomes the human flail.

Bro1: Bro, my girlfriend and I tried The Human Flail last night!

Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?

Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!

The Human Flail by Batgirlkyoki September 5, 2016

bianca.human 

Busty girl from Argentina who loves football

-Have you seen the last football post of bianca.human?

-No i just was staring at her hug...

bianca.human by Toled0 June 12, 2017

sexual human caterpillar 

a sex position in which all participants face one direction and fuck from behind; to have sex in one line

Yesterday at the orgy, I experienced the almighty sexual human caterpillar.

Let’s try out the sexual human caterpillar tonight!

sexual human caterpillar by 🤗🤗🤗🤗 October 5, 2017

identify human

To not identify as any specific race, gender, sex, etc. We are humans. Fuck you.

I identify human sir.

identify human by #Identifyhuman January 18, 2018