Hand Sanitizer

Popular delicacy. Also helps to clean the sins off your hands so you can look presentable and normal to the humans

Bill: Hey can I get some hand sanitizer?

Sam: Yes, I'm feeling thirsty of myself

Bill: what?

Sam: Ban op the teat

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022

a better hand

The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.

Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."

by von groovy July 04, 2019

bladed hand

the shape of ur hand when you are knifing someone

his bladed hand went and knifed me so hard last night.

by bbgjumpingbeans January 01, 2018

Jesus Hands

A taunt used with your arms spread open and slightly halfway raised, as though being crucified, while approaching someone.

"This mfker's coming up hard with them Jesus hands.."
" I came at em with my Jesus hands."

by SplishSplashOnMyRash November 30, 2017

Golf Hand

The soreness in ones hand who participates in golfing activities. Similar to tennis elbow, this is treatable though the subject will suffer from what feel like tendoninits through the hand and possible forearm region of the arm.

Yesterday I played way to much golf now I suffer from golf hand.

by Luke Lansworth May 11, 2014

Money Hands

That nasty metallic smell that gets on your hands after handling change. One can also contract Money Hands from touching certain types of metal that give you the same smell on your hands. Rusty metal or unclean metal that is touched frequently (e.g. a bathroom door handle) will often give a person Money Hands.

Oh crap, I needed another ten cents, so I gave the cashier a dime and now I've got money hands.

by MozillaBruh August 12, 2015

hand-bender

Derogative term, used to describe an individual (often a male) who is indecisive, unwelcome, or in any way socially awkward; comparable to calling someone a "wanker."

What, you STILL don't know what if you want pepperoni or cheese pizza? Bruh, like...don't be such a hand-bender.

Is that Eric? God, what a hand-bender; let's bounce, yo.

by Iguana-Hunter Beastmaster October 05, 2015