1) I Free My Kids in her mouth this morning = I cummed in her mouth this morning.
2) Jon : Free My Kids, it's been too long
Dylan : How long exactly ??
2) Jon : Free My Kids, it's been too long
Dylan : How long exactly ??
by TooSmoothWithIt_78 June 02, 2022
by jalapenocheesetoppers July 02, 2022
by Sam Mackey January 04, 2021
Joe: You and your girlfriend had a threesome? Wasn't it awkward?
Todd: Nah, man. It was a guilt-free threesome.
Joe: Ah. Can't feel jealous of a dildo. You should invite me next time.
Todd: Nah, man. It was a guilt-free threesome.
Joe: Ah. Can't feel jealous of a dildo. You should invite me next time.
by Gert G October 08, 2013
If you're feeling clogged up but you want to use natural medicine, try a free range enema to clean you out
by Lord Lizey Lloyd August 28, 2017
Abuse of the word "free" to mean costs money. Often used in marketing to create an illusion of free, going against the traditional definition of the word free, but actually an upsell into a confined, non-free service.
by GraceHopper July 17, 2022
When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.
dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.
by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022