cum snowball

two girls alternating spiting jizz into each others mouth

Last nite i was with these two hoe and they made a cum snowball

by poppin tha colla April 25, 2006

cum mouth bass

When you splooge in a loud, obnoxious woman's mouth that also smells like a fresh caught bass.

Hey Stewart, remember that loud drunk bitch at the party last night?
Well, I went fishing with that ho and I caught the largest cum mouth bass ever.

by T Town Playas January 28, 2006

cum shield

A large pair of sunglasses. Built for style, but covering an area the size of a safety goggle. ie Paris hilton

"Adrianne's cum shield deflected Tysons errant pearl necklace harmlessy away."

by J.R. Simplot April 4, 2006

Cum Sniffles

Congestion of the sinuses due to (male/female) ejaculate protruding the nose, typically from the act of oral sex.

"Dude, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and she came so hard she gave me the cum sniffles!"

"Gross!"

by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009

cum compliments

this is a type of compliment that has an alterer motive

e.g when you boyfriend says your beautiful, this is a cum compliments which means he wants to cum in your pants.

by Bagface March 9, 2009

cum lapper

A woman who laps up spilled seed as if she were a puppy lapping up water.

Jeez, that new pornstar is a worldclass cum lapper.

by TYSON1 January 20, 2009

Cum funk

Cum that emits a musky odor, particuarly from a rag, shirt, or sock used as clean up after a orgasm.

Billy forgot to do the laundry, there is cum funk escaping from his hamper.

by Dr. Orgazmo February 19, 2010