Susie Cream Cheese

Any white girl particully from the suburbs in which her mom and dad want her to marry rich.

His CEO father wants him to marry a fresh susie cream cheese not an used trailer park trash girl.

by Ms. Thing April 21, 2006

creamed my pants

trying to put creamer in your coffee on a bumpy rode and spilling it on your pants instead

i was driving and saw michael washing her car, i totally creamed my pants and had to go clean up at home

by Smallcreep July 14, 2014

The Neopolitan Ice Cream

When a person makes love to theres partners anus and orgasms then proceeds to have there partner deficate on there tongue make a formation similar to Neopolitan ice cream

I can't eat ice cream ever again after i gave that bitch the neopolitan ice cream

by nbctk June 22, 2006

The Japanese Cream Poke

When you jizz into your hand and just shove it in her eye.

I gave my bitch the japanese cream poke and her eye started gushing blood.

by Galex Kuyham March 28, 2009

Boston Cream Pie

A Boston Cream Pie is when a man defecates on a woman/man's chest then ejaculates on the fecal material and sits on it squishing it between their ass cheeks and the person's chest.

Mark and Lisa are into deviant kinks. He likes to get her on the floor and give her a boston cream pie. Nasty.

by dtcb August 19, 2012

vaginal cream cleaner

when a man squirts "squirty cream" in a womans vagina and ejaculates in there and when he thrusts he is acting like a toilet plunger and it all comes slushing out. he then goes down to give it the final cleaning and licks it all out. she will feel refreshed :D

:P
vaginal cream cleaner ejaculates

by dry lady lips December 27, 2010

ice cream factory

Where ice cream is stored

jennings' child dream was to become an ice cream factory worker

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004