coffee grinder

The coffee grinder is the portion of a female's anatomy, also known as the vagina, designed to accept and stimulate the husband's erect penis, so that later on a baby might come travelling down thisbirth canal.

I wouldn't use an internal pad in there my dear because plugging up the coffee grinder can result in toxic shock.

by pamschel April 18, 2006

Coffee

(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

"Did you just cough on me?"

"Yes, you're a coffee"

by TangoApple December 7, 2009

Making Coffee

Having the kind of sexual relations which cause liquids to be secreted from the genitals.

I made coffee last night with my boyfriend.

by Kahleeshma November 22, 2003

clouds in my coffee

theres someone else in your sex; your man/woman has a shawty on the side

"damn, theres clouds in my coffee. i guess i'll have to find a new man since he is double dipping."

by Ryan Messina April 29, 2007

coffee break

a person recives oral sex while taking a "break."

when a chick sucks a guys dick while his taking a shit

by aquariusgurl October 26, 2004

Coffee

Bad name to be called.

Hey What's up Coffee!

by Kirby March 10, 2005

Coffee

Simply put, it's one of the most pathetic excuses for looking like "a fancy high-strung hunk of 'Can't get my ass out of bed' crap who want's to feel good abput him/her self"

I drink Coffee because it help's me wake up.

by Free from Stupid March 5, 2009