The reverse of a blumpkin where you're peeing and you get your salad tossed. This is difficult for a chick, but not impossible. Toilets are not necessary.

I was killing time before WGI semifinals when I got this chick to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

I had to pee during sex, so I just went, and she continued to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

I told my bro that if he likes blumkins, he should try chocolate animal crackers, forget about it!

I asked the lady selling tickets if she was into blumpkins and she said,
"No, but I'll give you a chocolate animal cracker. Do you want one?"
I said, "Oh, word? You better believe it!"

Chocolate Animal Cracker by TheChocolateAnimalCracker September 24, 2012

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Joseph Graham Cracker White Power Raptor

He looks like a human, but don't let him fool you he's really a chode in disguise. Known for dancing with his crush at the school dance, he may remind you of a bear with a small penis. He came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but he wound up just sucking dick.

Joseph Graham Cracker White Power Raptor is a horny ass mutha fucka and he lookin to nut all over his dog's mouth

Joseph Graham Cracker White Power Raptor by Aishik's Indian Hamburger August 31, 2017

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cracker jack

When a white man steals something, usually quickly. This is a rare occurance as theft is usually committed by negros and spicks. Often when this occurs, it is appropriate to yell out "damn, I just got cracker-jacked". Many white people who 'cracker jack' are drunk.

"Did you hear that Vinny got cracker jacked the other day?"

"Man, I wanna cracker jack that nigger over there. Teach him a lesson about superiority"

cracker jack by The Nameless Man March 13, 2009

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cracker jack

That idiot that just cut you off and slowed down below the speed limit. Or any other retard that pulled their license out of a cracker jack box

That cracker jack just hit the curb and ran in to a parked car.

cracker jack by cafiend March 27, 2008

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