branched

when your smashed out of your mind

man i was soo branched last weekend

by vayia May 29, 2005

Brandy

The act of enjoying carrot sticks.. usually enjoys baby carrots!

Those carrots make me think of science with Brandy

by ilovecarrots2much December 31, 2012

Let's Go Brandon

Euphemism for "Fuck Joe Biden" -- you know, the wholly-owned subsidiary of China who showers with his own teen daughter. Only man in history more corrupt than Black Hitler.

"So John, how do you feel about men how pinch and twist the nipples of nine year old girls on You Tube?"
"Let's Go Brandon."

by Louis XXV December 31, 2021

Brandon

The biggest jerk you will ever meet. Self-absorbed, selfish, player who does not care about anyone else's feelings but his own. Brandon also does not see himself to do any wrong. Its always your fault.

I hate Brandon

by honesthazeleyes July 18, 2011

Branstein

A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.

Wow that fuck tard is such a Branstein!

by Jebadiah Dumbdumb September 20, 2010

Brandimore

The last name of a poligamist cult located in Grass Lake, Michigan. Known for breeding cows and chickens. They may seem nice but the neighbors have reported that they sacrifice goats on the weekends. If you live in the area and your goats gone missing...ouch.

My goat's been Brandimored..again.

by Naked Shitter June 8, 2011

brandon blas

he is a very sexy man, when you look at his eyes you will see that he is the right person to be with. he will makes you feel special when you are with him. He only stays with one girl.

i think i should get me a brandon blas

by jennifer S. November 6, 2012