Johan_apologist is my mutual on tiktok and is a literal diety. He is the smartest, hotest, and most cool person I know, possibly excluding Zook. I worship him everyday and would die for for him.
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She's my bestie, my gf and my other half UwU) I met her online 2 years ago and I'm truly grateful for meeting her.
by dawndididawn June 8, 2021
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Get the Richelle (Apol) mug.That moment when you apologize for your period or period symptoms – even though you sure as heck shouldn’t.
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Get the Period Apology mug.person 1: i’m an ot8 exol, i don’t support chen because of all the things he’s done
person 2: why?? i know he’s racist and did blackface but his voice is still good and you should still support him
person 1: dude are you a chen apologist?? exols should be able to unstan him because he’s hurt so many people. just say you’re racist for justifying blackface and go.
person 2: why?? i know he’s racist and did blackface but his voice is still good and you should still support him
person 1: dude are you a chen apologist?? exols should be able to unstan him because he’s hurt so many people. just say you’re racist for justifying blackface and go.
by uwu bark bark June 22, 2021
Get the chen apologist mug.To make an apology for something relatively insubstantial, even mostly irrelevant, while simultaneously refusing to acknowledge something more grievous.
Bonus points if the apology is insultingly insincere and the apologist demands privacy and respect.
Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care of the UK, who was filmed having an extramarital romantic liaison - kissing and groping - an aide he personally hired. Hancock refused to acknowledge the romantic and sexual element of this interaction and, instead, chose to apologise for "breaching social distancing guidelines." He then asked for privacy for this "personal matter", alluding to the alleged affair sighted, while completely refusing to acknowledge the affair.
Bonus points if the apology is insultingly insincere and the apologist demands privacy and respect.
Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care of the UK, who was filmed having an extramarital romantic liaison - kissing and groping - an aide he personally hired. Hancock refused to acknowledge the romantic and sexual element of this interaction and, instead, chose to apologise for "breaching social distancing guidelines." He then asked for privacy for this "personal matter", alluding to the alleged affair sighted, while completely refusing to acknowledge the affair.
Jane: "You cheated on me over 15 years, murdered my mother, and stole all of my money. Why did you do all of this, you wasteman?"
Matt: "To invoke the Hancock apology, I am sorry that I ate all of your green Gummy Bear sweets. It was very wrong of me and I apologise. I would now like you to respect my privacy on this personal matter."
Matt: "To invoke the Hancock apology, I am sorry that I ate all of your green Gummy Bear sweets. It was very wrong of me and I apologise. I would now like you to respect my privacy on this personal matter."
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