alabama slamhouse

The art of placing thou testicles on a toilet seat and the proceeding to slam the cover onto the balls as hard as humanly possible.

Hey Matt if you don't knock it off I'm going to give you an Alabama slamhouse.

by matt fadelli/Cp May 4, 2018

alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch

“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”

by Matt Arnold — 5 May 28, 2018

alabama bonfire

A sexual position in which a ginger (the fire) is laying and grinding on a bunch of black men (the wood logs)

Guy1: “dude, Alice was in a Alabama bonfire last night”
Guy2:”How many logs?”

by Diajjv May 29, 2018

Alabama Roulette

You eat a shit ton of Taco Bell for like the whole day and then you try to fart the loudest without shitting

“Billy was playing Alabama Roulette yesterday in math and had to go home and get a change of clothes”

by MisterSister69 May 30, 2018

Alabama Sanchez

When you cum on a girls face, and then use a permanent marker to draw a Pedro mustache on her upper lip.

"Are you talking to Julie?"
"No, shes still mad because I gave her an Alabama Sanchez last weekend"

by JeffreyMolldune June 2, 2018

Alabamaka

Alabamaka is a word used to describe someone who is a total idiot and doesn't respect others or ignores someone in a disrespecting way.

You're a total 'Alabamaka' because you ignored me when i asked you a question other meaning

Your'e the biggest 'Alabamaka' because you disrespected me when i gave you instructions.

by kawaii_anime37 June 3, 2018

Alabama oak ornament

A term commonly used to describe a lynched African American in the southern united states, possibly meant to replace black faced lawn jockeys.

That nigger's gonna end up an Alabama oak ornament iffin' he don't keep his little pickininnies outta my melon patch!

by Cosmond June 4, 2018