heart attax

What you experience whenever da annual IRS statement and/or local property-assessment bill arrives.

I always live extra-frugally and set aside a healthy emergency-fund; besides making good business sense, this diligent practice also largely safeguards against heart attax every year.

by QuacksO February 25, 2023

sideways heart sign <3

It actually looks like a ball sac with a weird boner

Hey bestie! Look at this not so sideways heart sign <3 because it's actually a ball sack.....lol

by PeanutButterJelly5 November 9, 2017

I Heart Baloney Phony

When a gay man is extremely in to women once he has been drinking alcohol.

Did you see Lance hitting on all those women when he was drunk?! His husband would be pissed! That guy is such an I heart baloney phony!

by BigJD3 May 19, 2023

ass heart

typically known as the prostate to gays

Thrust into my ass heart, daddy.

by doneboyo May 19, 2018

heart ejaculation

A Heart Ejaculation is a cardio vascular nut bust that’s only experienced when you’re doing something of extreme self satisfaction.

Porter: Bro! my chest just busted a fat nut
Doug: Damn bro thats heart ejaculation

by Jom1 July 22, 2019

Rebel Heart

A true piece of musical art made in 2025 by IVE, a south-korean pop group dedicated to making absolute bangers and serving cunt.

omg did you hear Ive's new song? rebel heart?

yup. they served cunt. like always.

by lapapayita March 18, 2025

Heart eyes

The way Tana Mongeau describes everything in her relationship in the hope to make it look like a joke so people might think she is less annoying.

Tana when jake buys her something: when daddy is rich, heart eyes.

by Liserttgr November 2, 2019