Jojo shorts

Jojo shorts is a slang for less than prison shorts off a cigarette. They refer to the length of his genitalia.

"Yo can I bum prison shorts off the square?"
"Nah to be honest this is too tiny to smoke. It's mostly Jojo shorts"

by Ohm'r Con February 18, 2014

Short

Short people who are under 6 foot and a bunch of hairy retards that don’t wash their vaginas and are ugly pieces of shit.

Please for the love of god short people clean your selfs you ugly fucks.

by English are trannys December 16, 2021

short topper

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.

A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.

by reallifenojoke July 21, 2021

national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated

Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day

by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022

Youtube shorts

Brainrot, kills attention span
Also has skinidi toilet

Don't watch youtube shorts, it will destroy your attention span

by Dicksucker1000 October 25, 2023

Short

You

Danny couldn't pull a girl because he was too short

by The master (bait) June 8, 2024

Short staffing

Sounds like a believable excuse to some people except some stores were already putting signs on their doors saying they would open later than the usual time they open, or that they wouldn't be open at hours they were usually open long before the pandemic began, when staff was abundant.

Short staffing isn't what's keeping some businesses closed.

by The Original Agahnim November 3, 2021