Dutchman's pipe

I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.

That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.

by Bob Mitchum July 23, 2019

Tap the Pipe

To ask someone to eject the round in the chamber. To ensure that the weapon is not load after ejecting the magazine.

Marco, before handing me the gun tap the pipe.

by Ric69999 May 29, 2012

Bag piping

Sucking asshole

I seen azza bag piping Chris last night. He was sucking his bum and squeezing his stomach

by October 27, 2021

My pipe leaked

An expression used by the male sarcastically after cumming inside.

Moaning by both sides. The guy cummed inside. The guy says oh my pipe leaked sarcastically, then abandoning his partner.

by Leakypipe November 29, 2017

Patts pipes is rash

Rash means rash

Patts pipes is rash

by Tessiedraws January 07, 2022

Bag Pipes

When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.

I bet when she lays down she can play them bag pipes !

by SirEnglebertHumperdink March 19, 2017

Loose hose pipe

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.

Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.

by Weed wacker July 31, 2015