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Josh

A pumpkin head cunt that likes minecraft porn and horse dick
by Jak be gay September 7, 2018
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when i first laid eyes on josh, i knew he would be a cutie. he glo'ed up into a baddie tho. im trying to bag him everyday since i've met him but he keeps playing hard to get. idk how to get him to be mine. he wont tell me he loves me. but i tell him everyday. nonetheless he is a true treasure. hes extremely kind and patient, always makes me laugh until my stomach hurts.
by apeachesandcream April 15, 2023
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BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD

A sentence spammed in the chat of the live event "The Josh Swain Battle".
Person 1: "What do you think will happen at the Josh Swain battle?"
Person 2:"BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD"
by GalaxyGirl_dk April 24, 2021
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Josh

The most annoying guy you will ever meet...
He can not sing although he tries his best and there is absolutely NO possibility he will listen to a single instruction you say. He tries to act like he likes girls but deep, deep down he knows he likes boys. Basically this is the guy you should avoid, like when you see a pirate with no eye-patch on the street holding a bottle of gin.
Girls hate him... most of them take their own lives to avoid him. If I were a girl I would commit suicide when I smelt his breath!
Ohhh! That guy Josh... Yeah he is definitely lost......
by LMAO... June 7, 2021
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Josh Methley

Josh methley is one stuck up prick, he can never let go of a girl once he has caught feelings. He is prone to jealousy when it comes to girls named Charlotte. Overall Josh methley’s are tits
Josh Methley is a twat
by Michael Carrick November 24, 2021
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josh

has his own orbit quit tubby but lovable absolute virgin
help josh's orbit has me
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Josh

• Josh is a cool ass tall dude , He’s also funny asf & good to be around.
• He’s into gaming , working out & just making money fr.
•He’s the type of dude to stand up for the people he loves & care about. He won’t ever do anyone wrong at all bro has a good heart deadass
• He also fw Anime.
• Bro is just a good ass person fr
Yo that’s Josh , bro can make anyone crack up fr 😂 . His humor is a 10/10
by Danny Phantom Boyyy July 17, 2022
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