human sabeasting

when a pack of wild furries/creatures roast a human rotisserie chicken style (rod ass to mouth over) a fire.

That one scene in The hobbit where the trolls roast the hobbits over the fire.

“Woah those trolls are human sabeasting rn!”

by iloveskaterbois MF October 22, 2022

Tip-human

A tip-human aka Emil is generally an unwanted person

Emil, you are a fucking tip-human

by Julabruskongen January 24, 2022

Roo Human

Commonly used by people with mental disorders as a greeting to a friend or family member.

Jon: "Hey Carl, I haven't seen you in a while. What have you been up to?" Carl: "Roo Human, not too much. Just hanging with my GF!"

by RooHuman July 17, 2022

the human spirit level

whilst one is renovating a house and needs to determine the level of the newly constructed floor, he requests that a girl sits on the floor on all fours. He then proceeds to blow in each end and observe which end it drips out of giving him clear indication of which end of the floor is out of level.

Carly can you come around to my house im renovating and need the human spirit level.

by the two bob lobber July 31, 2012

human pool

RULE: Only REAL 100 MEN/w/100% potency-vs 1 VIRGIN women and with 1 egg AND HAS TAKEN FERTILITY PILLS FOR A YEAR...INSIDE ALL/EVERY HOLE ONLY, pummping even when blacking out BRAKEN DOWN EXTREAMLY DANGEROUS...then plug all holes;with cum nearly bursting, contiue with gimp suit all includes DANGROUS:eyes,ears,nose,ass,vigina, ALL FIIED TO BURSTING...LAST CRUCIAL STEP:TOSSED INTO POOL FILLED WITH PISS AND CUM; ADDING each day DAILY

btw CONSENT ABSULUTLY WARENTED

1women+100 guys=pool party for the egg and womb
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
... nice...

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human+pool="human pool"

by MasterOfMeatoilet January 13, 2024

Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody into, according to movies.

He thought he was a strong, healthy guy until he got his head dunked into the bucket of liquid nitrogen, leaving his mind shattered across the floor. As a human popsicle, he didn't stay in one piece for too long, a few seconds.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

human zit

A time after a sports game or assembly at school where there are hundreds of people attempting to all leave through one exit causing a build up of people that slowly squeezes out of the building much like a zit.

Matt: Why do we have to have these stupid assemblies about Obama. he isn't doing anything special, he's just a president that happens to be black.

Marissa: I know but as horrible as it was, it was nothing compared to the human zit afterwards.

by john petrovskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 21, 2011