Double Wrong

One stupid decision leads to another stupid decision

Bill decided not to go to work one morning and got fired for doing so. The next day Bill had to rob a bank to stay wealthy. Bill had done a double wrong

by MMrMean January 17, 2009

double xp

The Gift of Mountain Dew and Doritos to COD and Halo Players

Allen bought 20 bags of Doritos just for the double XP.

by DaSpaz9 November 5, 2014

porn double

A porn star who resembles a real life acquaintance.

Joe: Dude, your kid's babysitter is so hot. Do you spank it to her?

Frank: You know it. In fact, I found her porn double online, which seriously upped my fapping.

by drpooterpie October 31, 2013

double header

When someone give two blowjobs to multiple people at the same time or consecutively.

Today, Lane gave double header to Adam and Peter.

by If you know what i mean April 11, 2015

Double Fap

The act of jerking off twice in a row without a refapatory period.

"Bro. I double fap this morning."
"You wacked it twice in a row??"
"Yep. Double Fap"

by Peckman05 May 26, 2015

Double Zapper

The electric feeling caused by inserting 2 fingers into the Anus while masturbating

Frank gave himself a good double zapper this morning and now his fingers smell like shit

by Smiffythegreat October 20, 2016

double goated

When you and one of your buddies both bend down and get in position with the goat out (dick and balls between legs) waiting for a third party to come into the room. See the goat

Matt and I just double goated Tyler. It was epic. That's worth 8 kicks to the ass.

by bossassbitch1995 March 7, 2016