holy shit i can make words

you just....CAN this is the feeling when you make your first word here

HOLY SHIT I CAN MAKE WORDS

by _draky_ April 26, 2021

Shits Gurgling

Adjective Describes a feeling in one’s bowels (lower intestinal)
Often used to describe a boiling sensations of air in gas roiling in one’s digestive system, With the threat of immediate evacuation

1. “Officer asks: ‘why were you speeding?’ — ‘I’m sorry officer I’ve gotta get home! I’ve got the shit gurgles’”

2. “I lurched in pain, keeling over - grasping at my abdomen as my shits gurgling”

by Bitch as monkeys April 16, 2025

Donkey shit

A person that is bad at cod or a person named Michael

Michael is donkey shit at the game

by 2koldd November 12, 2020

Shit Head

When one drugs someone else, takes their scalp off, then proceeds to dedicate on their exposed skull. Then, now this is the important part, the scalp is then stitched back on and the victim is tucked into bed.

Man Tony’s head ACTUALLY smells of shit! I can’t believe it! He’s actually a Shit Head!

by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019

Shit

A dumbass like Donald Trump

Damn that guy is a piece of shit

by SoninicTerror9 October 29, 2019

banana shit sundae

An extremely undesirable, completely unpalatable option offered up as if it were a tasty, delectable treat. Effectively the dessert counterpart of a shit sandwich.

Man, that raw meat strawberry trifle is a total banana shit sundae.

by kelledin February 4, 2015

shit-grip

when the shit that you're shitting is so big and uncomfortable that your toes involuntarily grip the the floor.

Bob: damn bro, that was a massive shit
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)

by BALLMAN4 July 7, 2023