Dick

What the girls want.

My dick is so big you won't be able to fit it in you're tiny mouth.

by BootyPounder69420 August 11, 2019

National grab dick day

August 13th when you are required to grab somebody’s dick taken or not

“Grab his dick girl it’s national grab dick day”

by WeInDisBish August 12, 2019

Dull Dick

Dick that doesn’t make a girl cum; dick not worth any drama, not worth chasing; Guy(s) who think they are amazing in bed but you’re thinking of what to get at the grocery store instead.

How was your date the other night?

“He ended up being a dull dick. Even though he came 40 times in 20 hours, he didn’t get me off - not even once.”

by Hard2getoff August 13, 2019

Helicopter Dick

Verb: The act of actually caring about a girl’s interests and personality vs just trying to get into her pants.

I hope Jenni reads the definition of helicopter dick so that she understands I actually care about people instead of being a tool.

by Zee of the Es Fam August 14, 2019

have this dick

an expression used to say that person can do bits with ur dick

she can totally have this dick

by tommycrock August 15, 2019

Hotter than a Dick's headband

Basically when you're saying that it's fucking scorching hot outside

"Boy I tell you it's hotter than a Dick's headband outside"

by Chyna_22 August 16, 2019

dick chode

In some males, as the weight of their testicles pull down on their ballsack, a fold or wrinkle of skin is created on the sides of the penis shaft. This wrinkle/fold may also extend above the penis shaft as well. *Not to be confused with fat pad or FUPA (fat above pubic area.) An example of a male dick chode can be seen on Max Riemelt with his full frontal scene in the Netflix series Sense8.

I absolutely love Max Riemelt’s dick chode!

by The Wicked Witch of Words August 17, 2019