Dick Bicycle

The primary means of transportation for fitness minded penises everywhere.

My wife gave Big John (her name for my male part) a dick bicycle for Christmas so he could stay in shape.

by Toddzilla69 July 8, 2020

finger up dick

A type of 0.1 incher finger and that 0.2 inch dick. But what if you need to piss would you piss the finger out with the piss or would you piss on that finger then stick it in your mouth.?

Yo bruv, shut the fuck up you finger up dick.

by animelover69drinkinwine September 27, 2020

Dick

Something i like to suck

Josh- what did you do last night
Hayden- sucked your dick
Josh- thats right, you were good to

by Gay_human April 23, 2022

Dying on the dick

When a girl devotes every ounce of energy she has in service of the dick where she fucks until she passes out

Homegirl was dying on the dick

by Crashout Kas March 1, 2023

Dick butt

When your dick smells like butt or stinky asshole

I rubbed the head of my penis and it smelled like dick butt

by Beast Gohan January 5, 2025

dick spooning

When two guys (knobheads) try to dock, and fail, so they lay their dicks next to each other like they’re spooning.

Dave: Hey James what are you up to?
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight

Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot

by Richard_69 October 26, 2017

Dick

The thing your dad took last night, yes, he's gay.

Mom: Your dad took the Dick last night.
Dad: SHHHH!
Me: WTF

by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017