One of the largest fast-food chains in the world. famous for their "-1-piece mc chugget", in which they perform an appendectomy on the customer, serving them a portion of their surgically removed appendix.

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Leonard: haha yes I love dick monalds!
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Both: holy shit it's jame corenmd

by Dick monalds fan November 15, 2023

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dick wiper

When you rip your dick off and wipe the cum off the whores face with it.

Fuck man did you see that guy use his dick wiper?

by Lerrroyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 12, 2015

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dick davis

A male blow up doll. A doll usually used for sexual gratification made of rubber or latex. Usually used by homosexual men or large un-attractive women.

Women: Your dick davis isn't very realistic.

Man: Are you kidding me? You have a dick davis?
Female: Yeah he don't talk back and let the air out of him when I'm through.
Man: Why have a dick davis when you can have a real man?

by ArealMan June 10, 2014

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