I just shoved a nuke up my pussy

When that sound turns on you better be running because she has a nuke up her pussy and it’s about a blow

*walking down the street “I just shoved a nuke up my pussy” *me running for my life “oh shit”

by BloomingWave662 May 10, 2023

my king

Title a hererosexual man gives to another

"Cya, my king!"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

on my

What you would say to someone that keep tryna initiate shit w you and always tryna point out some dumbass shit.

Person 1: Why yo goofy ass wearing creased airforces?
Person 2: You on my dick nigga, hop off.

by typeshi1234 May 12, 2023

My Dog did it

It is a classic example of when you blame your dog on something. Anything really.

I didn't eat my homework, my dog did it

by Saltheslayer May 13, 2023

Shot on my back

When someone cums/ejaculates on your ass or back while having sexual intercourse.

Oh my god he shot on my back last night after fucking my ass!

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

Please stop harassing my son on facebook

used by women who hate far left truth.

Stop or i will please stop harassing my son on facebook you
me: oh no! who asked!

by coolperson9293 May 15, 2023

Music to my nose

When you crush up and snort caffeine pills and then sniff computer duster.

me and the boys did Music to my nose behind a walmart

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 May 16, 2023