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by anonymous December 29, 2022
Get the scooch my balls mug.Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.
Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022
Get the I need to feed my geese mug.What a grade-school student says in order to decline to do something that might likely get him in Dutch with the dreaded "men in the upstairs office", whether or not he himself actually feels morally repulsed by said request.
Telling someone that, "It's against my principals" can indeed be highly effective at getting said individual to quit pressuring you to misbehave; just be aware that some students and/or teachers may have "ins" with said powerful heads of the school, and so mentioning about them might not instill adequate concern in said bully to cause him/her to back off.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022
Get the It's against my principals mug.You know what really unhots my dog? How much Ivonne keeps complaining about people using metaphors in a sentence. Like chill dude
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Harvard studies have researched this topic for years and found that this is in fact the best combination of English syllables
people often mistake it for a bad joke Your mom, but the height of comedy in The my mom joke is much higher.
Harvard studies have researched this topic for years and found that this is in fact the best combination of English syllables
people often mistake it for a bad joke Your mom, but the height of comedy in The my mom joke is much higher.
Do you know who else is funny, MY MOM
What is the best joke?
well the best joke is in fact, my mom -real scientist
What is the best joke?
well the best joke is in fact, my mom -real scientist
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