my brother

useless crap (jk i love u bro)

"I love your useless crap."
"You mean my brother?"

by lukascockeater January 30, 2023

Shake My Sparkle

To fully satisfy ones sexual desires or fantasies.

I gave her a few chances, but she just couldn't shake my sparkle.

by Blahblahskiddlebob January 30, 2023

my emma <3

i was thinking u+me= valentines :3

i love my emma <3

by nicklepickle8 January 30, 2023

Catch my drift

When you get caught downwind of a fart

As I ran ahead of my friends, I farted and asked them “did you catch my drift?”

by Johnica February 1, 2023

oh my lord

when someone gets mad so they proceed to say oh my lord in a karma way

oh my lord do your work now

by nicks new word lolololol February 2, 2023

Sorry my mind was in “Australia”

A saying used for conveying your mind was wandering and not present during a conversation. Refers to the imagery location know as “Australia”, created by NASA’s Meta Earth Department (MED).

Person 1: “So when performing the light experiment, make sure both holes are aligned parallel to- hey, are you even listening?”

Person 2: “Oh sorry my mind was in “Australia””

Person 1: “Oh yeah, created for NASA’s round world theorem, to bad there’s no evidence showing it’s really round.”

Person 2: “Or that “Australia” even exists.”

by Gobln February 2, 2023

on my homie dead grave

To put on you friend or like on my momma. To put something you say is true on a dead person/friend. Friend=homie

On my homie dead grave, I did not just do that.

by Aphrexxial February 3, 2023