Shit muffin

A dessert that you give Timmy when he's being a ass

Timmy have this chocolate chip muffin "shit muffin"

by Shit burger🍔🍔 May 14, 2019

Shit sock

Putting a mushy turd inside a loose knit sock and beating someone with it. Long live JC.

That guy deserves a shit sock.

by PossumDundee July 11, 2023

Mint Chocolate Shit

Something both men and women get once a month on a Thursday, where they literally start shitting mint chocolate chip ice cream.

"Dude, I got my Mint Chocolate Shit yesterday, it fucking sucks."

"I know, right?"

by pandashark775 September 18, 2022

Shit Hammock

A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.

There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.

by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021

Stuy Shit

Someone high after using drugs, or someone you think is taking drugs.

I swear to God you're on some stuy shit right now.

by Ttraybowl January 1, 2021

Shit nut

When your cat takes a shit and goes nuts

Cat why are you such a shit nut

by Sassy94 March 14, 2018

Shit bull

A derogatory term for pit bulls and other bully breeds.

Shit bulls are responsible for roughly 70% of dog attacks and dog-related deaths.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 29, 2024