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windows

I just downloaded windows on my brand new PC!
by Dakiile December 13, 2021
mugGet the windowsmug.

Windows

**Windows:** bloating os with spyware
Windows is the most trash os ever
by AHiddenDonut August 20, 2021
mugGet the Windowsmug.

wax my window

Get out! No way, Jose! Shut the front door! Holy crap! Scrape me off the ceiling, dude!
As in, your first time hearing a mind-blowing song, by someone you didn’t even know performed it.
Have you heard “Power of Soul” by Jimi Hendrix? Wax my window, man. It’s freakin awesome.
by Camilla T. Jones January 26, 2021
mugGet the wax my windowmug.

Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window

Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.
Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.
by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023
mugGet the Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a windowmug.

Windows Shopping

When you go on a shopping website and add a bunch of items to your shopping cart but don't buy anything.
*on clothing website*
Friend 1: Wow that top looks cute you should buy it.
Friend 2: Nah I'm broke so I'm just windows shopping.
by Fattem January 18, 2023
mugGet the Windows Shoppingmug.

Window seat girlie

You think you are quirky and different when in reality all you want and are trying to do is fit in.
‘I’m such a window seat girlie’ - some pretentious person on Twitter.
by Moyth Domo January 2, 2023
mugGet the Window seat girliemug.

Japanese window cleaner

A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.
"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"

"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"
by Geradinkus May 15, 2017
mugGet the Japanese window cleanermug.

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