A way to describe the ratio of guys to girls in the room. It gives men an indication of their chances of finding a girl to hook up with. (cock to twat for short)
by _K_Y March 11, 2011
Get the cock to twat ratiomug. 
When he tests and teases you to the point you want to explode and gives your enemies and bad people everything they want. "Man God's being a total utter twat today".
by dsme July 29, 2011
Get the Total Utter Twatmug. by Maddux03 May 12, 2009
Get the twat wafflemug. What would normally be described as a "tampon applicator". It's that plastic thing you find in the bathroom garbage can.
I was takin' a piss and I looked down at the garbage and I saw one of them "twat gun shells" in there. Grossed me the fuck out!
by b bailey November 22, 2009
Get the Twat Gun Shellmug. Same as "suck my cunt"
by DoAblazed October 30, 2017
Get the suck my twatmug. A water sport involving a network of rackets, wickets and small blue balls. Despite its simplicity the sport never developed a following outside the greek system due largely to its unfortunate name. The object of the game is not fully understood.
Dude, you have to come, I met these hot ass twins. They're totally down for a round of rack-n-twat in the quad this afternoon.
by Tee Bag and Cuntry Mouse February 19, 2008
Get the rack-n-twatmug.