by FATUGLYPOTATO August 10, 2018
Get the a complete and utter twatmug. 
When he tests and teases you to the point you want to explode and gives your enemies and bad people everything they want. "Man God's being a total utter twat today".
by dsme July 29, 2011
Get the Total Utter Twatmug. by Maddux03 May 12, 2009
Get the twat wafflemug. What would normally be described as a "tampon applicator". It's that plastic thing you find in the bathroom garbage can.
I was takin' a piss and I looked down at the garbage and I saw one of them "twat gun shells" in there. Grossed me the fuck out!
by b bailey November 22, 2009
Get the Twat Gun Shellmug. Same as "suck my cunt"
by DoAblazed October 30, 2017
Get the suck my twatmug. A water sport involving a network of rackets, wickets and small blue balls. Despite its simplicity the sport never developed a following outside the greek system due largely to its unfortunate name. The object of the game is not fully understood.
Dude, you have to come, I met these hot ass twins. They're totally down for a round of rack-n-twat in the quad this afternoon.
by Tee Bag and Cuntry Mouse February 19, 2008
Get the rack-n-twatmug.