Google

A place where you can look up whatever the fuck you want in seconds.

Nerd:What do you look up for the project?
Jock: Nothing I just googled some porn.

by I'm A Nobody February 21, 2016

Google

the biggest dickwad ever you close an add and report it then it pops up again

google fricking sucks

by Archangle1036 May 08, 2019

Google

I don’t know you search shit on their

Person 1: what’s does a laser minigun look like?
Person 2: google it

by disturb May 24, 2021

Google

Why would you even search this up? It's literally fucking google. You just search stuff like other websites. If you dont know more about it, go on wiki.

You: Google
Google: Google

by Sundrop/Moondrop January 04, 2022

Google Play

aka Google Pause
Always delay updates

Google Play delays updates again

by Lily Pig September 19, 2023

Google second

The time Google takes to find 3 million items or articles to make your point.

Vaccines cause autism and cancer, like five people said it.

Did take a Google second to prove that?

by Laverna's profit March 01, 2018

Hard Google

A hard google is when google itself doesnt instantly answer your question. If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google.
This is the next stage after a soft google

I had to hard google it and got taken to a wiki page with the answer

by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019