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shit fumes

1. The stench that lingers like an evil apparition following the act of defecation.
2. A portent of the aforementioned act.
"OMG open the window you bastard, your shit fumes are choking me"
by UrbanSport November 11, 2012
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Shit Flocking

The observed migratory patterns of high rise office building workers that travel from floor to floor with a purpose of defecating in a bathroom that is not on their floor of origin.
I can't take a dump because two gentlemen from the 21st floor are shit flocking on the 4th floor.
by Baroliche December 15, 2008
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Shit Sherpa

A personal sherpa specifically hired to pack your shit out of an environmentally sensitive area.

If you are planning to hike the West Coast Trail on Vancouver Island, Canada the rules are you need to pack out your shit. Not just your garbage, your shit.
My wife and I were planning to hike the West Coast trail to celebrate her 40th birthday, but then she found out that you are required to haul out your feces because it is an environmentally sensitive area.

No problem I said, we can just hire you a shit sherpa to carry it for you.
by gskwaired December 1, 2010
mugGet the Shit Sherpamug.

shitting cum

Pooping out semen after being butt-fucked.
Anna was totally shitting cum last night after the three-way.
by Anna<3'scock123 January 28, 2016
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Magnum Shit

A copiously large shit that completely fills the toilet bowl
Damn Daniel just took a magnum shit and broke the pipe
by HighIce June 20, 2021
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shit flurries

the wispy fecal matter remnants suspended in the toilet bowl following an inefficient flush, resembling that of a snow globe.
Get me some galoshes, that guy left his shit flurries in the bowl!
by Toe fan May 1, 2009
mugGet the shit flurriesmug.

pit shit

Underarm deodouriser of any type (aerosol, roll-on, stick, wipes).
Jason smelled like the proverbial rose today because he doubled up on pit shit this morning.
by Telephony August 6, 2015
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