Mother Teresa’s mom

A person who loves helping others but do it better than mother Teresa because they’re not killing people and they’re not against abortion.

Person1: oh you’re such a mother Teresa

Person2: no i’m Mother Teresa’s mom

by 98depressed98 November 2, 2019

I Coordinate, Therefore I Am

The very act of my plotting points on a pair of x–y axes and being conscious of it proves my existence, unless my action is taking place in a dream.

If Donald Trump can say, “I tweet, therefore I am,” then René Descartes can say “I coordinate, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus November 27, 2018

teresa

when a person is holding a blunt, joint, pipe or a bowl for too long begins to tell a short story. the people in the circle then scream out "teresa" to tell the person they are taking too long.

stoner 1: (passes the joint)
stoner 2: (reaches out for joint) back in my day... (puff) back to my story... (puff)...

stoner 2 takes more than five minutes holding the joint because he's so into his story.

stoner 1: TERESA!!!

by sof-tron June 18, 2011

Therealbrandonpace

like a total dude bro, that thinks his p is like better than your p, like bro twitch isnt even watched by ppl in HD. Like a guy who says outta my way peasants, but not ironically, like who does this 2 cat havin motherfucker think he is? like bro? like those arent real grill marks, like he sharpies them on his weiner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i like his cat, but not lIly. and bird fucker, and butterflies, ewwww gross.

Did you hear what happened at BYU? Therealbrandonpace jump humped all those armpits!

by flatheadflathead October 30, 2022

teretz

A Hebrew word which means "answer," yet also means "excuse."

One can only give a teretz to a "kasha" - a "difficulty", something which needs an answer. One cannot, however, give a teretz to a teretz!

by Dante Hicks July 11, 2004

Bitch-Slap The Theremin

Euphemism for masturbation.

Steve likes to Bitchslap the Theremin, if you know what I mean...

by ham cannon November 18, 2003

Teresa

Teresa: A loving grandmother and mother. She will do anything for her kids and grandkids no matter what it is. Even when she doesn’t have the right materials to do something she still manages to try it. Teresa is an all loving person and you will never want to lose her.

Teresa is the best type of person you will ever meet!

by actualjustinjr May 13, 2019