Southbound tits

Sagging/drooping breasts

Where do you think you're goin' with those southbound tits?

by BianxtheBronx September 13, 2015

Lard Tits

The excessive over hanging of fat on one's pectorlis majoris and surronding area

I thought i was fat but that guy has full blown lard tits

by animaldrummer234 November 14, 2011

tits of the personality

any trait which one finds attractive, but doesn’t automatically result in dedicated attraction to the person having that trait

She was talking about clipping coupons last night. Damn, that’s hot, but I’m not interested. Domesticity is the tits of the personality.

by pistachio229 June 3, 2018

Tits and shits

Humans

Hey GODS, look at what those tits and shits have done this time

by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018

Tit Pants

A Bra or Brassiere

Nigella, you'll have to do up a button or too, you're nearly popping out of your tit pants.

by Joel B1 December 16, 2011

tit sheriff

A woman who derides or criticises another woman's boobs.
A woman who can pick every obvious fault with another woman's boobs

"Wow check out that woman's tits they are spectacular" said, Mark.

"No way, they are lopsided and saggy" said Mel.

"Gee Mel who made you the tit sheriff?"

by tastefully smutty November 30, 2011

River Tits

When a girl take her breasts and caresses it up and down your body until you splooge.

I hope I get lucky with that hot chick tonight and she river tits the fuck outta me. Absolute double-D heaven.

by ShitLesSays September 12, 2016