No Surprises

Depression, but its a song.

No alarms and No Surprises, please.

by whatismyname182 August 21, 2021

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surprise insurgent

When you are taking a chick doggystyle and then slip it in here rear, slap her ears, and yell "alalalalalala"

Banging my bitch from behind and shoved it up her ass, ear popped her, and yelled like a hadji. Gave her that surprise insurgent

by the dirty old man April 28, 2014

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Peyton surprise

When a bad bitch named Peyton wakes you up with some dome

“I just got Peyton surprise from my friends sister”
“That’s sick bro!”

by The Creamster May 18, 2024

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Vermin Surprise

When you go out with a bang "literally". Having a homemade nuclear device set to go off when you die. Extra points if Vermin Supreme takes your guns and gives you something bigger.

Zach really went out with a Vermin Surprise. Yeah what a dick head he killed my grandma in that blast.

by Vermin Suprise July 14, 2024

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surprise randy

When a creepy older man named Randy emerges from your closet while you and your partner are engaged in coitus, only dressed in a superman cape and holding a red balloon.

Me and the lady were getting busy last night then my step dad busted in and gave us the ol' surprise Randy.

by sleepermedic December 13, 2021

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