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magic dance

"You remind me of the babe" One of the awesome music tracks sung by David Bowie
"Magic Dance" You {remind me of the babe. What babe? babe with the power
by Sea Pirate Jolly September 19, 2017
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magic rock

Magic rock is another word for crack cocaine it's only said by losers and crack rookies
Hay man did you here Daniel scored some magic rock?! I wonder if he would let us partake?
by BIGGER G January 24, 2014
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Magic measuring

You put a magicians light up thumb on you penis as a condom and when you push your deepest it lights up showing how large your penis is.
This girl said I had a small cock I really proved her wrong with magic measuring
by uaqiU April 2, 2020
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Crocodile magic shit

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.
Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023
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Magic Rooster

Magic man. A great man. Can be used to describe an excellent male athlete, musician, lover, etc.
That magic rooster really knocked my socks off last night!
by Happy Rooster January 12, 2020
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The Magic Popsicle

*Only Non-Circumcised Guys can Do This Trick
The act of fucking a girl without a condom and, at the moment of climax, you pull out and close the top of your foreskin in the same manner as closing the top of a burlap sack. After completing this, you then proceed to insert your jizz-covered Johnson into the girls mouth for her to clean as a token of your gratitude to her and a symbol of respect.
"Yo dude, I heard you got freaky with Shaelandra last night!"
"That's right man, She fucked me so good I gave her The Magic Popsicle as a token of my gratitude for a job well done."
"THATS RAD DUDE!!!"
by Gryndle June 5, 2016
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Fake magic round

Fake magic round (a.k.a. gather round) is used to refer to the AFL's poor imitation of the NRL's magic round.

The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.
AFL's fake magic round needs to give out free tickets to members because not every game has sold out, and nearly half their games will be played in front of less than 10000 people because it's a poor imitation of the NRL's magic round. If the AFL just did a real magic round with every game at Adelaide Oval, every game would be sold out by now without needing to give anyone any free tickets. NRL sold out every magic round game three years running without any free tickets.
by Rian Gigs II April 9, 2025
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