Satan's Sausage

Those hot dog sausages, you know the ones, the ones that make you think "is that even edible?" Yeah, that's Satan's Sausage.

I found Satan's Sausage in Tescos today.

by RightInFortySixAnd2 December 16, 2017

sausages in front of the tell

an "at home hang-out" with only male friends

*SKEPTA TESTS MICROPHONE*: "sausages...sausages in front of the telli, ok it works. IT AINT SAFE O THE BLOCK!"

by cardi-cockbiter August 30, 2022

sausage party

Invite a bunch of people to a party/gathering and only dudes show up.

We planned to have a lit pool party but it turn into a sausage party.

by johnstone337 July 21, 2017

Change Sausage

When there are changes to your life that are unexpected and not always wanted and you have to just accept it. A bit like a dick to the face.

John : How's Work?
Peter : It sucks, we have been told we need to stop saying "Yeet" when we throw rubbish in the bin.
John : That does suck, what a horrible Change Sausage.

by Winthorpe the Turd March 29, 2022

Smoked Sausage

When you bone someone in their little neck smoke hole that smokers get when they smoke too much.

Gave that ho a smoked sausage last night

by superhotkarl May 5, 2018

sausage flogging

Beating your meat. Male masturbation.

I walked in on my brother sausage flogging yesterday.

by Josie Jubilee November 30, 2016

Breakfast Sausage

A micropenis that was doing anal, but got shat all over by the female partaking in the intercourse.

"I like a man that's up to have his dick become a breakfast sausage, you know what I mean?"

by Breakfast Sausage With Nut Pls April 18, 2017