Dutch Oven Alarm Clock

when someone dutch ovens someone else, but while they are asleep and it smells so bad that they wake up gagging and gasping for air and have to stick their nose and mouth out of the blanket to be able to breathe and not suffocate in the horrid smell.
Greg dutch oven alarm clocked Shanaynay earlier this morning to wake her up for work.
by teeny peeny September 01, 2009
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rich man's dutch oven

when one sticks ones buttocks in the limo cab, farts and then rolls up the privacy screen.
At my bachelor party, all the guys thought it was funny to give the limo driver a rich man's dutch oven.
by just just kidding January 17, 2011
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Dutch Oven Pot Roast

When your teenage son leaves a huge above-waterline shit in the toilet and doesn't flush it because he knows it wont go down. Instead, he closes the door and leaves it for you to find.
Fucking Andrew left me a dutch oven pot roast before he left for school.
by Bibendum February 10, 2022
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Dutch Fluff n’ Fan

When the bed sheets are to short to perform an original Dutch Oven, the Dutch Fluff n’ Fan is the perfect alternative.

Performed by releasing the most vile of flatulence under the covers. Then, grabing the edge of the sheet and bed spread, rapidly fan the covers up and down while fluffing the rancid air beneath forward.

Hold your breath and surprise your partner.
I made Rachel gag last night with a Dutch Fluff n’ Fan.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2018
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Dutch Traffic Jam

When you break a cock ring during a gang bang and hold up the others while you repair it. Similar to repairing your bicycle in the bike lane.
On my way to work this morning I ran into a Dutch Traffic Jam.
by WTFuck July 10, 2014
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Dutch Easy Bake Oven

Similar to the classic dutch oven, a Dutch Easy Bake Oven refers to a situation when a fart travels within an individual's garment, up to their face for smelling.
Because of my snow gear, i threw up while snowboarding and experiencing a Dutch Easy Bake Oven.
by Wolfe February 22, 2006
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white castle dutch oven

The act of vomiting in bed after a night of drinking and eating White Castle burgers. Then shoving your bed mates head under the sheets. Trapping them for their enjoyment, or not.
I have her the classic White Castle Dutch Oven last night! She was pissed.
by Whopperwithcheese October 18, 2013
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