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crepe paper

type of thin paper generaly known for being streamers
i will use crepe paper streamers for the party.
by crepeper March 31, 2017
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Michigan Parchment Paper

The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot
Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”
by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025
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soggy paper towel

An acceptable insult for the type of person to tea-bag after every kill, then rage quit the first time they die.
Man that last bastard we killed was a real soggy paper towel.
by Muuur dar June 9, 2019
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Toilet paper wedgie

A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump
I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.
by joecoolthefool September 6, 2016
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Papers

by Street meal April 3, 2019
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fresh toilet paper

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.
Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.
by Joven diosa June 18, 2017
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Filing Papers

yo bro i told my gf i was filing papers to her ass
by nailuee April 30, 2023
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