A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.
by larrybobjoe January 06, 2022
by Meth teacher March 12, 2022
Someone who always makes jokes about everything, gives bad grades, always draw hella weird shit on the board, and never sits still.
by Thehotemolol December 12, 2021
A creature that teaches math
by Legend123456789101112131415161 January 18, 2022
Math Teacher: What is 1-1
Ummm 0-
Math Teacher: Now, add that by 163,203 and times it by 399.90
OH MY GOD!!!
Ummm 0-
Math Teacher: Now, add that by 163,203 and times it by 399.90
OH MY GOD!!!
by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME March 20, 2024
Referring to the abomination that the QCAA disguised as a maths methods exam, to the methods students of 2022. RIP our atars. #loweringthebellcurve
by ass-kisser November 01, 2022
its a living hell in which a stupid penguin needs our help to MOVE!!!!!!!!!! And we have to do it for 20 mins. a day!
by stmathsucks May 03, 2022