Cum crumbs

The stuff left over in your cum sock after you use it.

Girl: I'm cold.
Guy: Go grab some socks.
Girl: Ew! What's in this one?
Guy: Oh those are cum crumbs, that's my cum sock.

by BigDumpling January 16, 2018

Cross-Cum

When 3 or more guys all cum into a beaker, and then mix it together. They give the mixture to a girl and with a turkey baster she injects it into her pussy. All then men wait nine months to see whose child it is. This is a great way to reveal who is the dominant male is! Once the child is born, the losing men must drink the 9 month-old cum and then they all must be killed. This is not for the faint of heart.

" You bros wanna cross-cum to see who's the dominant one? Sure! I'll get my girlfriend!"

by zesty_peaches124 January 10, 2020

Cum Biscuit

Someone who loves to consume huge amounts of your semen at a fast rate just like a sponge

Jessica is such a Cum Biscuit!

by Fuzzy Cactus February 2, 2020

Cum Lung

Cum Lung is basically pneumonia but instead of water it’s fucking cum

Holy shit Jenny has cum lung

by CumK1ng May 8, 2020

Cum underwear

Tired of the old cum sock? This is 2020. Time for a new change. Before, in previous years, the cum sock was the popular form of stopping the nut with an item of clothing typically found on the foot. Yes, the sock. But now mom knows all about your secrets and is tired of picking up your soggy waste of cum. However, with the cum underwear, cumming is now quick and easy, and can even be done in your sleep! With no need to pull out the old dirty sock, cum underwear allows you to cum whenever, however, and wherever! In public? NO PROBLEM. Just cum in your underwear! This item is the next look into the future, and can help mankind stop shaming themselves for the infamous cumsock.... cum underwear 2020.

“Dude you still cum in a sock?? Shit is old, just use cum underwear like a normal person you sick fuck.”

by Icuminmypantsfuckyou May 11, 2020

Cumming nickels

The act of cumming forcefully.

The phrase originated from a Scott Pilgrim commentary track.

"Last night Bobby was cumming nickels."

by Funny name haha May 23, 2020

shrek's cum

The most valuable and rarest liquid in the world. Many people said that it's extinct.

OMG!! You found the spring of SHREK's CUM

by DA! October 14, 2020