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The shitty pitty

After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.
I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town
by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025
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Plum Shitty

When the situation is just THAT bad that you have to talk like a sports-watching stepdad.
"THE CHIEFS LOST?! Well this is plum shitty."
by Varentix April 9, 2025
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Wet Shitty

When you spit in someone’s asshole stick your thumb in said asshole and put it in their ear. Similar to a Wet Willy
I bent Dora over a fence spit in her asshole and gave her the juiciest wet shitty she’s ever gotten!!
by Bano333 April 23, 2025
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The Shitty

A nickname for San Francisco, California. SF is commonly known by locals as “The City”.
In recent years there’s been an influx in homeless public defecation on the sidewalks. Hence “The Shitty”
“I’m catching BART to The Shitty later, you want to come?”

“No way, I’m tired of cleaning excrement off my Vans”
by Slao Hole August 9, 2025
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False spittin

Wrong, negitory, inaccurate, LIES..!
"Nick can go without..!"
Nick replies "FALSE SPITTIN NICK DON'T GO WITHOUT..!"
by LolaRae_007 October 3, 2025
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Slime-Spitting Swine Slab

"Apparently, John has himself a Slime-Spitting Swine Slab"
by porkcathedral96ALLAH! January 14, 2026
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bustin a shitty

to make a u-turn or a shitty road manuever
he was bustin a shitty and ran into a parked car
by BAM89 January 14, 2008
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