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Digital Self Harm

The act of listening to Matt Walsh's pod cast.
Person 1: I was listening to Matt Walsh talk about how much he wants to fuck children the other day.
Person 2: Bro, you need to stop doing that. That's digital self harm.
by Sninck November 16, 2023
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Self-reflection Selfie

A self-imposed image taken with a selfie camera usually expressing a picture of person’s face after a successful moment of self-accomplishment performing a task that nobody but the picture taker cares about. This selfie can also occur in the moments of a person’s boredom where it is accompanied by a philosophical reference or caption expressing a deep lesson learned, an important self-accomplishment or very insightful self-awareness.

Such photos are meant to socially establish credibility of profound wisdom to the person posting the image and caption about themselves, but often the reference is shallow at best, and serves the purpose of attention seeking individuals who have low self-esteem, little credibility, and little wisdom, if any on the philosophical message emphasized.

Lastly, images are usually of the persons face looking glaringly empty into space or directly at the camera, or after a period of physical exertion to emphasize the struggle that led to such credibility.
Oh look! Lucy has posted her 15th self-reflection selfie this week about how she burned out from her job and is now an executive coach on the subject. Man, if I’m struggling at work, can’t wait to talk to her.

Jeez Gary! He posted another self-reflection selfie about how his commitment to his work is a direct reflection of his ability to run 5km with his Nike sports watch. Wish I can be more like Gary, what a guy!
by dashiszznit April 20, 2024
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Self optimizer

One who glorifies themselves at the expense of those around them or associated with.
My co-worker is a “self optimizerpurposefully promoting prowess over others to the detriment of those he/she views a a threat in their immediate environment.
by Broken Antler Alum June 26, 2020
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Self-Fapping

A term to describe a person who is shamelessly proud of themself, and showers themself in compliments.
Not self-fapping, but omg, these photos of me are so good, it drives me crazy.
by The Lord Meier August 11, 2022
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Self-Shotgun

When you begin to exhale a lot of smoke that's still good, so halfway thru exhaling, you breathe it all back in again.
I just learned to self-shotgun. Nice, now Budd Dwyer that shit until your lungs soak it all up.
by TakoTulpa March 31, 2023
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self continuous

verb
feeling upset because you have ginger hair

(does NOT apply if you willingly dyed your hair ginger because that was a choice and a challenge you brought upon yourself. you filthy animal.)
“she made fun of me for being a natural ginger, it made me very self continuous.”

“Jack is feeling self continuous because Faith made fun of his natural ginger locks”
by DG_23776 March 27, 2024
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self made rubicon

A person who is able to solve a rubik's cube without the instruction or guidance of another person, video or the knowledge of algorithms. This person is simply a baller and figured out how to rearrange those squares without the help of a peer or teacher.
Example: Did you see Kaitlin pick up that 12 sides die and just solve it? She's for sure a self made rubicon!
by Flowerk8lin December 1, 2018
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