one in the pipe

A humorous phrase used when a person, who is caught off guard, completely and immediately ends a violent situation by being violent first/faster/more efficiently. (usually a punch thrown resulting in a knockout, or a gun fired fatally at an opponent)

The action taken would be referred to as being the 'one in the pipe' and the person who performed said action would be in posession of it.

Similar to saying "I was ready" even though there was no way anyone could have seen something coming.

When the man talking to Darius' girlfriend tried to throw a punch at him, Darius acted quickly by throwing an even faster punch, knocking the assailant out cold.

"He didn't know I had one in the pipe." -Darius

by BigNastySteve November 16, 2023

goo piping

The act of masturbating into a sink.

Randall is constantly goo piping at his in-laws house.

by mike charter May 5, 2024

Exhaust Piping

This an act you do with your sexual partner with a vehicle, it's when your partner turns on a car, puts it in park and revs the engine as hard, whilst you insert your dick into the exhaust pipe and start fucking the car exhaust pipe while they are revving the engine causing your dick to burn

I heard Tyrone and baljiet did the exhaust piping!

by bigblackcockandballsinmynose December 30, 2019

pipe fairy

A discerning young lady who, due to her fondness and/addiction to crack (the pipe), is willing to perform certain acts of personal debasement with a view to obtaining money and/or crack.

You can bend that bitch over and nut in her if you got rock. She’ll probably suck you off for a $20. She’s a total Pipe Fairy.

by Busty Giselle April 8, 2023

Regular Pipe

A glass or crack pipe mainly used to smoke meth. The term differentiates it from other less used pipes such as the weed pipe

Pass me the pipe, not the weed pipe, the regular pipe.

by Regular Pipe March 7, 2024

Pipe Dream

A concept that is Invented in one’s head, but in all actuality, has 0% chance of working-

This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”

A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”

Me: Man! That dude! He had a pipe dream that he could actually beat me!

Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!

Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-

by yourface019 January 9, 2021

nuclear pipe bomb

electronic cigarettes.

the bigger the better

smokable and goes bang.

a nuclear pipe bomb exloded in my pocket, thank god i was wearing armor.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021